texting someone new is always weird.
like how do they feel about all lowercase letters? do they think it looks dumb? do i have to use super proper grammar and punctuation? will they know im being sarcastic when i start abbreviating words? are they a haha or lol person? are they a strict no acronyms kind of person? how do they feel about pet names? what’s their stance on emojis?
calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery
hey i heard u like bad girls, i dont mean to brag or anything but im really really bad. at everything.
theres only 4 months left of this year and if that doesnt freak you out then youre lying
could you please hold this for a second *hands you my problems and runs away*
Listening to Eminem’s Albums is like being on an emotional roller coaster. One song makes you want to laugh and dance, then the next song makes you want to kill people, then the next song makes you want to huddle in the darkest corner of Detroit and just cry your eyes out until your tear ducts want to fucking bleed.